Just got photographed for some fashion thing. Christ im trendy
I still like drawing hitler moustaches on people in the newspaper
Girls get annoyed at people for reblogging pictures of bad representations of women, then they go and post blokes with six packs and massive pecks. PERVERTS!
I might run out of NovoRapid
I was coming out the block of flats and a police woman was there and i immedietely put my arms in the air. She laughed. Christ im hilarious
My brother is having a poo whilst on google video to me.
I was having going for a piss at a urinal and a guy stood next to me and i swear he was touching himself inapropriately. I couldnt go and had to get out of there